How Britain Felt

We, British, believe that Patriots were pinhead fools that caused the "Boston Tea Party" and the Boston "Massacre" for no apparent reason. Their reasoning was freedom, but how is a dysfunctional government that doesn't serve the people's needs free? We only wanted all the smuggling and bribery that their "Founding Fathers" were committing (especially George Washington.) The colonists owed us for all the years of protection we gave them. They are indebted to us and should appreciate, not revolt against us. The colonists should've never gone to war because many of "them" died. Contrary to the general public's beliefs, we British despised war greatly.