Population Breakdown

The British Colonies had a wide variety of people that settled there. The "American" leaders only made up about 27% of the population while in Long Island, 90% of the population there were loyalists. We made up 40% of the population (another 33% were loyalists who didn't want to be considered a "loser." Most Iroquois also stayed loyal and since they were the first ones here, they must know what they're talking about. Patriots only made up about 40% of the population. The British would've won if only it weren't for the French helping the "Americans." We had fought many wars against France and when George Washington, and his spies, made his sneak attack on Christmas, he caught us off guard because only pinhead salvages don't celebrate Christmas. We would've won the war, but those cretin Patriots could only kill, tar and/or feather the loyalists who deserved to live a great life.